When the Neighborhood Association saw this dizzbro defacing Old Glory with her bony ass we knew there was going to have to be an emergency meeting to discuss possible outcomes. The vote was unanimous as to what should be done. All except Ed, of course, but Ed always was a little bit of a square peg (note to self). We dispatched the Ubermenscher. You wouldn't think a person could bend that way. Unfortunately the flag had to be put down.
But there's never any rest for the righteous, as only later that evening we had to call old Ubey out when we saw the boys at the Twatta Twatta Twatta fraternity had gotten a little exuberant in demonstrating their patriotism. Listen, we hate to interrupt a date rape fest as much as anyone else, but the rules exist for a reason, and everyone, even perfectly good rich, white boys must follow them.